"We once hated Thickie
But he has demonstrated an incredible ability!"
-a chant from the audience during one of Thickie's fights
A halfling fighter who appears in the episode The Man In the Arena. He is voiced by their guest Jon Gabrus.
Thickwick Thunderthumb is a scrappy boxer, having moved up from the streets of Piss Harbor to the professional fighting circuit. He is short but incredibly muscular and calloused between his fight experience and abuse of potions of frost giant strength. He is divorced, partially because of how incredibly honest he is. He famously had his penis ripped off by Goorok in a no holds barred match. It was later reattached, but it is still removable.
In his debut episode, Thickie fights Dino Spaghetti, the local boxing champion, being paid to take a dive and help Dino break his record. Motivated by a lucky hit, the rage induced by his potion addiction, and the death of his cricket friend Timiny for supporting him when no one else would, he refuses the bribe and not only defeats, but kills Dino in the ring.
After losing a huge bet on Dino, mob boss Terry Surgery puts a bounty on Thickie's head. The party finds him hiding out in the Kaiser Permanente Indoor Arena and Daycare where he explains his story. Finding him to be an honest man with fair reasons for what he did, they decide to help him out. They help Thickie fake his death, bringing his disembodied penis to Terry as proof of his death.
Quotes[]
- "I grew up on the streets eatin' knuckle sandwiches and drinkin' piss. And yes: actual piss."