The smallest of the Brothers Pepsi. He has rosy cheeks, a sailor suit, blond curls, and a shrill voice. He is very small, for even a halfling.
Despite all this, he is loud, vulgar, angry and violent. He carries a knife on him and never hesitates to use it. For all his brashness and anger, it's all to make up for his cute name and small size. He admits this when Stirfry figures out his demeanor, but Virtue Pepsi quickly denies any notion that Pipsy has a heart of gold.
Quotes[]
"Jack and Jill went up a hill to suck my righteous cock!!"
"I haven't seen my toes since I hit puberty!"