A drow con-man who tries to swindle the party out of their gem and cloak. He poses as a humble spider farmer running spiders for the mob after the party kills some wild giant spiders. He claims he now owes a debt to the local mafia, Bad Boys United. When the party begins to agree to his deal to take their gem and Count Ivan Gretsky's cloak, he preemptively gloats in triumph. Bellow reminds him that they haven't handed them over yet and Carlito pleads for them. The party simply runs away and Carlito quickly gets winded, swearing revenge behind them.
The party meets him later after returning to the Teenaged Woods. In It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Cottage, he appears disguised as Bodega Dean Stanton, a jolly Santa-like figure who invites them into his cottage for warm drinks. His disguise is eventually revealed and he announces that he has been waiting and training to kill them in revenge for foiling him. The party fights and kills hims, setting his spiders free.